Stay tuned for my Thesis paper on why the Gays sit like this
My go to move for treats 😇
lol im straight!!!!!!
just kidding april fools haha. what a terrifying prank. can u even imagine
April fools is the only day of the year people treat things they read on the internet with the skepticism it deserves 365 days a year.
Will *to Riley*: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together.
Riley: Aaaw….
Wolfgang:
Wolfgang *to Kala*: If I were a gardener..
Wolfgang: …you’d be my hoe
Kala: …Uh…thanks?
Person C is roommates with Person A and B
*Person A and Person B are yelling upstairs while Person C and D watch a movie downstairs*
Person D: *hearing the noise upstairs* What’s going on?
Person C: Ugh. It’s fine don’t worry about them.
Person D: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.
Person C: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.
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Person D: *getting worried* C, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.
Person C: *sighing and getting up* Come with me.
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*Person C and Person D next to A and B’s door*
Person C: Go ahead listen in.
Person D: *hesitantly* O-okay
*Inside their room*
Person A: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!
Person B: BET ME BITCH!
Person A: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!
Person B: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Person A: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!
Person B: WELL I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT THAT WAS ME!
*Outside their room*
Person C: *banging on the door* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
straight people really think that i dont want to be around homophobes because i find their “opinions” unsavory like its disagreeing on economic policy or some shit. the reality is that i dont want to be around homophobic people because they pose a direct threat to me, because i am terrified of them and the potential violence they bring, because feeling their judgment is enough to make me lean back into self hatred and shame. please dont act like my refusal to chill with your local bigot is obstinate and unreasonable
