gay thing
When your hair is straighter than you’ll ever be.
Stay tuned for my Thesis paper on why the Gays sit like this
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lol im straight!!!!!!
just kidding april fools haha. what a terrifying prank. can u even imagine
April fools is the only day of the year people treat things they read on the internet with the skepticism it deserves 365 days a year.
Person C is roommates with Person A and B
*Person A and Person B are yelling upstairs while Person C and D watch a movie downstairs*
Person D: *hearing the noise upstairs* What’s going on?
Person C: Ugh. It’s fine don’t worry about them.
Person D: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.
Person C: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.
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Person D: *getting worried* C, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.
Person C: *sighing and getting up* Come with me.
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*Person C and Person D next to A and B’s door*
Person C: Go ahead listen in.
Person D: *hesitantly* O-okay
*Inside their room*
Person A: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!
Person B: BET ME BITCH!
Person A: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!
Person B: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Person A: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!
Person B: WELL I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT THAT WAS ME!
*Outside their room*
Person C: *banging on the door* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
